I'm so wasted

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I can't feel my legs.
     
  2. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    go all in.
     
  3. freds

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    call yourself "wheels."
     
  4. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    my tourney skills have been lacking lately.
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Mike is eyeing your butthole
     
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    ShivsCellmate New Member Banned User

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    i feels u bro
     
  7. freds

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    tell us stories of your days as Superman.
     
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    I still can't get over how amazing the ass is in your avatar...
     
  9. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    There was a time when I won all the time.
     
  10. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    I've just decided to come out of retirement and play poker again for real money

    Get your credit card ready :hhh:
     
  11. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    how are the snozberries?[​IMG]
     
  12. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    spout off about astrophysics and things of that natuuuuuuure.
     
  13. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    My cash game is spot on.
     
  14. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    It's 2 asses in one.
     
  15. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    most famous can't feel my legs guy?



    FDR motherfuckers.
     
  16. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    or that kid on that one Baywatch episode.
     
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    Puppy Farts New Member

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    obv never heard of a lil man known as eric the midget
     
  18. Bro

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    Professor X says I can't feel my legs in Xmen first class.
     
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    Isolate.
     
  20. freds

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    drink a lot of beer, your legs will talk to you all night.