I'm sorry to be such a racist asshole

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But the 40-something Asian lady who works at the Safeway Deli where I get my sammiches needs to learn English and stop being such a gook
     
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    racist Reggie
     
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    I would think Asians and Sandwiches don't mix -
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude she sucks

    It's not just me, all my coworkers say when they get to the counter and it's her turn in the rotation to make the sammich they're all like :mad:
     
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    try asking for a samrich next time
     
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    I'll bet she can give a great massage.
     
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    Why don't you get everyone to write their order down and just hand it to the bitch?
     
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    Ask if she can cook dog. She should understand that.
     
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    Razy fat Americans, rack discaprine :asian:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Eh I never know what I want til I get there

    Today I had a ham and roast beef on sourdough. Mustard, horsey sauce, lettuce and onions. Not difficult, yes?

    She was all

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    Order something she knows, like the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki Sandwich
     
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    I'd just let the person behind me go and take the next normal person
     
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    hai vash! :hug:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And she was all YOU WAN TWO MEAT, COST EXTLA. MO MONEY OKAY?

    And I was like HI-YAH! and whipped out my free sammich coupon

    And she was like O OKAY DEN
     
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    Ham AND roast beef. Nucca I'd be confused too.
     
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    :hat: Blair :c
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jesus, the Subway Club is those two AND turkey and the little faggots there can figure that out