I'm sorry to report that HAL was eaten by a bear this weekend

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    He died doing what he loved most -- foraging for fast food scraps in a rural garbage dump outside of Hamilton, Ontario.

    Further posts from his account will be made by his moms, so please show some respect.

    RIP, Hal. We speak your name.

    :sadbye:
     
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  2. walleyeslayer2

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    Hal could kick a Black Bears ass
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Hamtube.
     
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    Oh
     
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  5. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Thank you for stopping by. It means a lot. I know Hal enjoyed your posts.
     
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    Rest in peas, sweet prince
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    The real tragedy is that he never got an education. He always wanted to "go back to school to learn computers", but he couldn't swing the basic aptitude and literacy tests.
     
  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    They found his leg among some diapers. :bigcry:
     
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    Any mashed potatoes?
     
  10. Anfkid

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    Hal is died.
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I hope the poor bear at least gave him a good raping before choking down that gristle meal
     
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    I call bullshit. HAL doesn't even go outside. :coffee:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    The Old 96er
     
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    i hate reading promising stories before realizing it's from The Onion.
     
  15. Billy Brown

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    Black Bears climb trees, I don't think Hal climbs trees.
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Poor bear is probably still picking pube beard out of its teeth
     
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    NO!!! Not HAL!!!!!
    WHY??? :bigcry:

    There is no GOD!!! :tantrum:
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

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  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    HAL will always be with us, guise.
     
  20. Babs

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    Not nao DT