im standing in my kitchen with nothing on but underwear eating cold cuts

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    and it all ends this week when my kids come home :down:

    Boar's Head bologna, deluxe ham, and yellow american cheese. eating that shit right out of the package :pig:
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Bolognia :vomit:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wtf
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Sounds like the title of a Alanis Morrisette song
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    are you high, Shiv?
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    i dont do drugs
     
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  7. Shivvy

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    bologna is fucking delicious
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I can't abide the smell of it

    Smells like a pig's asshole
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    prude
     
  10. Shivvy

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    how many pigs assholes have you smelled? :wtf:
     
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    this thread is hot
     
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    im 32, 2 kids, business owner. no time for drugs
     
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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Only like 3
     
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    Bologna and hot dogs are the same thing.
     
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    Yeah except hot dogs are so good
     
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    i shoulve took a pic. im in light blue briefs :hhh:
     
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    Stick your bologna in the microwave.
     
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    fried bologna is good
     
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    :marx:
     
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    Boar's Head is the only lunchmeat I'll eat. Anything less is uncivilized. :grad:
     
  21. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I lost my Auntie Sally last week, she used to make me bologna roll-ups with potato salad :down: