I'm starting a new extreme 12 week transformation program tomorrow

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  1. garypagetwo

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    Gonna make a pic thread later, but is anyone else interested in joining? I'm ready to burst out of this gay depression and fucking conquer the world :) I guarantee good results, otherwise Dawg can dead my account.
     
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    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    jealous that some of us have the balls to actually accomplish something in life instead of jerking off into socks all day and troll closing threads?
     
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    12 week transformation? you having a sex change operation? which sex are you transforming into?
     
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    Shut up dog fucker
     
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    no you're not
     
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    I am a highly decorated and accomplished individual. You fuck dogs and binge on shitty pizza and candy like some obese seven year old. On the rare occasion you leave your hovel, it's to acquire said vices. You're a worthless pig. Disrespect me again and I'll drop a Cleveland Steamer on you. That's gangster talk for take a shit on your chest!




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  12. garypagetwo

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    and who are you to say im not?
     
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    a sock is great alternative if you're out of paper towels
     
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    chriza fuck off you bald piece of shit with a disgusting spotted penis fucking freak
     
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  20. yosemite sam

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    While you were busy washing sand out of your cunt, I lost another 8lbs. haha!!