I'm Starting My Mall Santa Job Tomorow

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari Gold

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    I'm on vacation from regular work, and I could use the extra coin. I'll only have 2 days because I'm leaving for Iran on the 28th, but I think I could make some decent coin in 3 days.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Now you're just being silly.
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari Gold

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    No, I'm being a winner, winners make money whenever they can bro.
     
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    What steps are you taking to ensure you don't in advertently find yourself in an embarrassing situation like the hug with your coworker?
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Hey P-B, check out my av!
     
  6. blairg

    blairg loving Mari Gold

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    I'm gonna jerk off before work every day and not drink coffee bro, duh.
     
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    My Christmas present to the Saloon will be to pay for you to leave for Iran earlier and to give you a "Muslims suck pig cock" tee shirt. You're welcome Saloon.
     
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  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari Gold

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    Why you so grumpy on Christmas bro? :sad:
     
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    I forgot that I said I would nicer for the holidays at SFN. I won't pay for you to leave earlier but I'll still get you the tee shirt. Merry Christmas Blarg
     
  12. blairg

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    You too bro!
     
  13. blairg

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    Yeah it was bullshit, but you're a cocksucking faggot, go shove your dads broken eye up your ass.
     
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    that cracks me up, rubbing a boner on a coworker, you know shes telling everyone.
    wonder what your work nickname is now?
     
  15. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    so how long do i leave this cock ring on? shit's turning purple.
     
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    That is the cutest baby ever.
     
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    At least I never shoved my cock into my dads eye socket in his sleep so hard he went blind in that eye, you fucking failure.
     
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    4-1=3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:
     
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    u fuck over your dad the business and ur family and u still brag about getting a bonus this year:facepalm::hat: