im starting to think that Tebow IS Jesus

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    lets discuss this

    Think of everything that Jesus went through. He was a good looking kid with fantastic morals. Back then carpentry was popular. Jesus was an amazing carpenter. He used his popularity to preach the Word of God.

    Football is the most popular sport. Clearly, Tebow is using his looks and NFL popularity to become super famous. All he needs to do now is start to preach more.
     
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    Tebow's Mom is a filthy whore, no immaculate conception there.
     
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    Jesus really got hisself fucked up the first time he came down here slumming. Don't count on a 2nd coming.
     
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    I guess Buffalo Bills fans don't like Jesus because they are still tickets available and the game will be blacked-out locally. :facepalm:
     
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    You actually hold a job that doesn't require your wearing a name tag and paper hat, right?
     
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    I believe the popularity/fame part is a sin.
     
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    I told everyone before he was ever even drafted that he would have success AS A QB in the NFL.

    You can't teach heart or a will to win and he has more than anyone else to lace up a pair of cleats.
     
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    The jews in the media try to crucify him.
     
  10. Shivvy

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    exactly! back then they used rocks and whips. today they use the power of media
     
  11. Maschine Zeit

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    he wears neither.

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    She was instructed to abort him by her doctors because they said either her, Tim or both wouldn't survive the birth.

    Thankfully she refused to commit murder like suggested since GOD had other plans.
     
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    i think that might be Oderus. :jj:
     
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    i think you stuck a dudes penis in your mouth
     
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    that was beautiful man :jj: How'd your FF team do this weekend?
     
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    Bullshit. She thought the father was black and the doctor, a real racist, told her to abort the little mulatto. The health story was invented later by Tebow's agent.
     
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    admit that made you laugh. come on fucker......do it. :mad:
     
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    I won by 12 points :yay:

    But now I am stressing over the finals. :ohnoes: