Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Dec 5, 2015.
So I tried to have a quickie with Mrs Shiv and she told me to get the fuck away from her
Trying to make your wife sick for the holidays
Reason 65,783 hookers should be legal and socially acceptable
No. She said she doesn't want me that close to get face. I said, "I was planning on flipping you over."
Exactly. I should be allowed to get off
gives new meaning to the term, "flu shot".
I believe this.
You're probably all clammy :ugh:
Porn hub on your phone and jack it till you shoot on her..
Shoo, shoo...retarded flu
See a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours.
As Maslow's Heirarchy of needs clearly shows, you aren't sick anymore.
I'm gonna use that line when she gets back from the gym
I was letting the worst smelling farts go all night. The room stinks to high hell
Maybe I'm being selfish or I'm just being a dick while sick, but she could've offered to bend over real quick
Well that's romantic,
You know I luv ya, but you're being a dick.
I believe this too.