I'm still pretty sick, but I woke up with a raging hard on

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So I tried to have a quickie with Mrs shitty and she told me to get the fuck away from her :down:
     
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    Trying to make your wife sick for the holidays :facepalm:
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Reason 65,783 hookers should be legal and socially acceptable
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No. She said she doesn't want me that close to get face. I said, "I was planning on flipping you over."
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Exactly. I should be allowed to get off
     
  6. BleedingGums

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    :fail:
     
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  7. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    gives new meaning to the term, "flu shot".
     
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  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I believe this.
     
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    You're probably all clammy :ugh:
     
  11. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Porn hub on your phone and jack it till you shoot on her..
     
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    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery" Gold

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    Shoo, shoo...retarded flu
     
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    See a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    As Maslow's Heirarchy of needs clearly shows, you aren't sick anymore.
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm gonna use that line when she gets back from the gym
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was letting the worst smelling farts go all night. The room stinks to high hell
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Maybe I'm being selfish or I'm just being a dick while sick, but she could've offered to bend over real quick :dontknow:
     
  18. Babs

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    Well that's romantic, :c
     
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    You know I luv ya, but you're being a dick.
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    I believe this too.