Here is my embarrassing story. I wore one of these "morph suits" to a Halloween party on Saturday. now, I don't know what these guys did but I didn't wear anything under it and you could clearly see my dick and ass so I wore shorts over it. Then I got really drunk (really really drunk) and like so many times when I get really really drunk, I seem to end up by myself at some point. Go figure. Now its 1:00am and I'm walking around residential streets I don't know very well and I'm falling down often. I'm trying to call a cab but because the whole town is drunk, I'm getting nothing but busy signals. It's also late October in Canada, and raining, and I'm wearing nothing but a morph suit so I'm fucking freezing. At some point I must have taken off my shorts to take a piss... so they're gone (along with my phone and wallet) and my cock is showing through this morph suit. Now I'm really lost and really cold and really drunk so I'm starting to worry. I have no phone to call anyone, no wallet to pay a cab, and I'm ready to pass out and freeze to death. Eventually a car full of party bro's picks me up, gives me a doughnut, and takes me home. Now I have no wallet but I was able to find my phone using the find my iphone shit. The phone was not with my shorts. Now my feet are completely fucked over from walking forever with no shoes on in the freezing cold and I'll probably end up doing it again next weekend. Never drink heavily in a morph suit is the moral of this story.