I'm strongly considering starting an artisan wood dildo company.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Glenn from the mailroom, Dec 30, 2015.

  1. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    We will focus on hand crafted wooden dildos.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    What about splinters?
     
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  3. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Made in America, bought by horny American's.
     
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  4. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    This is where the hand crafting and artisan part comes in.
     
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    Will the ladies of the shed get a discount?
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Or those Larry, Inc. guys?
     
  7. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Off the cuff, I'm thinking a 12% discount for the ladies who send vagina pics.

    It's still a fluid type of deal though.
     
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    Hardwood, sanded fine and polished or urethaned
     
  9. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Dual purpose too. "Here boy, fetch the tuna stick"
     
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    4 inches is fine
     
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    It's been done

     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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