I'm stuck 5 hours in a North Carolina airport, WTF do I do???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bianca's Dead Carcass, Oct 23, 2015.

  1. Bianca's Dead Carcass

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    …Flight delayed…I'm bored out of my fucking mind….
     
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  2. Snort

    Snort I'm in oar of you. Gold

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    WHATEVER you do.... do not feed the locals.
     
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  4. Bianca's Dead Carcass

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    tried that before…not good…Don't ask...
     
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    Charlotte? Boot some old geezer out of one of those white rocking chairs and watch the hot southern talent walk by
     
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    Obviously the correct answer is - stay logged on here and play with us! :prancing:
     
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    What any self respecting man would do. Get yourself a rub n tug from some local slant
     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    Tweet Jimmy Kimmel and give him ideas to make stern look like the cock sucker he is tonight.
     
  9. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Smoke a blunt.
     
  10. Bianca's Dead Carcass

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    Raleigh….
     
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    Visit Mayberry?
     
  12. Bianca's Dead Carcass

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    To tell you the truth, I think they will be sucking each other off before, during and after the show...
     
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    Treat yourself to Bennymuso's posts. They're a laugh riot!
     
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    Do you think Aunt Bee ever got some???
     
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    Bryce classic visions Gold

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    Do something crazy so you make the national news. While you're being arrested yell out Howard Stern is a Homo so that we know that it's you. You'll get tons of repudiations, I'll give you all I can, guaranteed.

    The day will fly by.
     
  17. Bianca's Dead Carcass

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    I'm not sure that's allowed...
     
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    :artiejj:

    I'm tempted….
     
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    Free wifi?

    Sounds like a great time to binge watch some porn.
     
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    Overhead page 'wigward stern' -- it's fucking hilarious!!!