WTF I'm stuck in line at the bitch ass grocery store!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 1, 2016.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    336,872
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,919
    Likes Received:
    64,246
    This is fucking gay! :pissed:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    336,872
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,919
    Likes Received:
    64,246
    Here's my cart


    [​IMG]
     
    Bro and O Face like this.
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    336,872
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,919
    Likes Received:
    64,246
    [​IMG]
     
    Bro likes this.
  4. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    58,156
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2012
    Messages:
    8,045
    Likes Received:
    13,535
    Ask her if you can feel her melons.
     
  5. Big_J

    Big_J Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    4,207
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2015
    Messages:
    627
    Likes Received:
    746
    Why the horrible beer? Rest looks pretty tasty tho
     
  6. Stag

    Stag Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    28,425
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2014
    Messages:
    2,270
    Likes Received:
    5,580
    [​IMG]

    I love these door handles. They make excellent wedding or anniversary gifts.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    336,872
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,919
    Likes Received:
    64,246
    You need to calm down mister
     
  8. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    58,156
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2012
    Messages:
    8,045
    Likes Received:
    13,535
    They dont even sell booze at grocery stores in this state which is a damn joke if you ask me. Id love to know the feeling of having bananas, tomatoes, and Coors Light in the same cart.
     
    Mark Mayonnaise likes this.
  9. Stag

    Stag Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    28,425
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2014
    Messages:
    2,270
    Likes Received:
    5,580
    [​IMG]

    wouldn't be delicious coming home to a door knob like this everyday.
     
  10. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

    Reputations:
    381,579
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2014
    Messages:
    10,711
    Likes Received:
    35,845
    [​IMG]

    Rice-a-roni high sodiums. Where's the meats?
     
    Quality Control and O Face like this.
  11. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

    Reputations:
    121,710
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    18,729
    Likes Received:
    8,488
    Why the fuck would you punish yourself with Coors light?

    You have low self esteem?
     
    baltimore mike and Onion like this.
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    336,872
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,919
    Likes Received:
    64,246
    I already have chicken at home
     
  13. pdx1138

    pdx1138 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,124
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    484
    Does the jimmy dean chorizo cause burps later that taste like the jimmy dean chorizo?
    (looks like it would)
     
  14. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    58,156
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2012
    Messages:
    8,045
    Likes Received:
    13,535
    Didnt you forget that hes fat ?
     
    Mark Mayonnaise likes this.
  15. Stag

    Stag Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    28,425
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2014
    Messages:
    2,270
    Likes Received:
    5,580
    [​IMG]

    This is what i am getting my brother for Arbor day.
     
    Petal and Mark Mayonnaise like this.
  16. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    66,765
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    19,295
    Likes Received:
    10,497
    what's wrong with a lighter version of banquet beer
     
  17. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    133,946
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    10,949
    Likes Received:
    16,406
  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

    Reputations:
    121,710
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    18,729
    Likes Received:
    8,488
    Guess you've got a point.
     
    Mark Mayonnaise likes this.
  19. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    105,825
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    23,728
    Likes Received:
    21,253
    Rice roni a San Francisco treat
     
    Ba Ba Boolio likes this.
  20. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    58,156
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2012
    Messages:
    8,045
    Likes Received:
    13,535
    Well Coors Banquet isnt even that great. I had it a few weeks ago. Coors Light is just even more watered down.
     
    Rockside7 likes this.