I'm such a fag

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I went with my friend to the mall today

    We were looking for new hats to celebrate football season, and other NFL gear

    The only thing I bought was this, for my Dad

    It cost $1.75 :smile:



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  2. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :facepalm:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The only other thing we spent money on was, my buddy wanted food so we went up to the food court and he wanted to go to Taco Time and get a burrito

    I was like well I don't want a burrito

    So I went to McDonald's and got a crispy ranch chicken and bacon sammich



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  4. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    oh, and nice thread, faggot
     
  5. Shivvy

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    oh. i thought you were gonna say that you put a dude from another country on your life insurance policy
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :dancin:
     
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    Great with turkey!
     
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    SO gay.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Well I didn't like any of the Cowboys hats they had :nocheer:
     
  10. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What's your weight at these days, champ?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Did your Grammy drop you and pick you up?
     
  12. Dick Gozinya

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    Cowboys hats look awesome covered in cranberry mustard.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dunno lulz

    I haven't gained any since last time tho so probably 205 ish
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No you faggot she's 93 and blind
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Going shopping for new team gear for a new season is pretty fucking gay
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I do it every year before football season :grad:
     
  17. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    And, how tall are you?
     
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    your Grandma is schmoopys dad?
     
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    You really don't deserve a penis.
     
  20. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    that's huge

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