I'm sure no one else is gonna lick her box

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Something tells me this would really be more wide spread than female teachers fucking students


    Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma's house: cops
    BY Meg Wagner
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, June 17, 2015, 9:09 AM
    [​IMG] Bradenton Police
    Ashley Miller, 18, was charged with engaging in sexual activities with an animal after police found photos of her having sex with her pit bull hidden on her cell phone.
    A Florida woman admitted to taking selfies as she had sex with her pit bull inside her grandmother’s house, police said.

    Ashley Miller, 18, was charged with two counts of sexual activities involving animals after Bradenton investigators found the graphic photos stashed on her cell phone.

    The 18-year-old coaxed her dog, 2-face, into licking her vagina between 30 and 40 times over the past five years, she told police according to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun.

    She also admitted to making her previous dog, a pit bull Rottweiler mix names Scarface, perform oral sex on her, too.

    Miller told cops that 2-face lives at her grandmother’s house in Bradenton. Each time she wanted to have sex with the dog, she’d lock herself in a bedroom, take off her pants and call 2-face over.

    The pup would “put her snout into her vagina on her own” without Miller forcing her into the act, the teen claimed. Miller said that’s where the sex ended: she never touched 2-face sexually, she said.

    One of her family members was always inside the house, Miller said, but they were unaware of what was happening in the bedroom.

    During at least two of the oral sex sessions, Miller snapped photos of the pup licking her vagina. Cops discovered the puppy porn in two hidden folders on Miller’s phone, one titled “2-face fun” and another titled “Me.”

    While the sex had been going on for at least five years, less than 10 of the acts happened after Miller turned 18 in February, she said.

    2-face showed no signs of injury when a vet checked her out. Miller is scheduled for arraignment next month.
     
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    Well check out the Ricky Gervais thread and see what China is doing to dogs... she's gross and so is having your dog lick your obese vagina but at least she didn't hurt it. She'll probably get worse than Michael Vick got though. I always wished he was doused w/ gas and lit on fire.
     
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    I know someone who put peanut butter on her pussy and let the dog go to town.
     
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    Guilty. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Kind of looks like Shivvy
     
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    id lick that bitch down.. for a treat
     
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    I'll bet 2-face's breath smelled better after eating his own shit.
     
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    That dog is a braver man than Me. Looks like she would have a stinky pussy.
     
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    Yikes! Now we know why dogs lick their own assholes. It's to get the nasty taste of this hog off their tongues.
     
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    I should represent this girl pro bono, take the case to trial, and use it as a platform to elevate my fame.
     
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    Will 2-Face be charged with statutory rape?
     
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    That is one ugly dog.

    Where's the chick?
     
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    :lol::backlol2::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    It's always Florida !
    I wonder why the cops were looking at her phone ?
    2-Face was probably puking all over the kitchen floor every time Ashly came over for a visit and Grandma got suspicious and called on her.
     
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    She looks like the type of broad who bangs black guys, but they don't eat pussy so i see her conundrum.
     
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    I can't stop laughing :D:p
     
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    Someone give JD her number!
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    In China they eat dogs. Here, the dogs eat us.
     
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    This young lady could have her pick of any number of African-American gentlemen.