I'm sure some of these are fake but I am never having kids

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  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Kids are creepy (and cost money, freedom, dignity....ect)

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  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Those are all special needs children.
     
  3. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    And if they're not that, they're just freaking brats nowadays.....

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  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Yeah imagine getting stuck with one of those. No thanks
     
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    My son was playing alone in one of the room's in our house. He was talking away but was alone in the room. I went and asked him who he was talking to. He said, "my friend, the little boy over there".

    Fucking freak
     
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    When LC was little, she was in her highchair, she was maybe 2 or so, she asked me, "Who is that lady?" And she was looking right past my shoulder. (Her dad and I were both in the kitchen, nobody else). A little while later, she was sitting on the couch with me, and said "Who is this lady?" I said "What lady?" "She said "THIS LADY. She's sitting right here, on my green blanket."

    :shakey:

    There were a lot of weird things that happened in that time period, but that was the beginning of it. :p
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :coffee:

    I'll tell you all of it sometime. We had just moved in a couple years prior to that. It was a house that was about 70 years old or so... our nanny (the one who looked like a supermodel) told me some weird things that happened when I wasn't there..

    It's a whole thing.
     
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    Have a great day today. Don't waste it.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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  11. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    goddamnit
    I have been stuck at home cleaning for weeks now
    I need to go somewhere besides the supermarket
    But i guess cleaning the house isnt wasting the day
    oh and I went for a walk this morning in just a t shirt
     
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    With your pecker all hanging out?
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :stfu::leavecunt:
     
  14. Lou Skunt

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    Get a job you fucking bum. :coffee:
     
  15. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I have a job who are you anyway
     
  16. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Sure you do. Kickstarter. :sarcastic:

    Google my info creeper. Isn't that what you do with your free time?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    look at this lou skunt faggot e-knight for sammy :jj:
     
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    I'll be free in a couple hours. Do you feel like working out? I'll show you some moves and slap you around. You'd get some fresh air in your lungs. Maybe you'll get a bloody nose or a fat lip. How does that sound?
     
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    How filthy is your place that it's taking you weeks to clean it?
     
  20. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    thank you! i thought so, too.