I'm sure you're saying to yourselves "why won't daveindiego start a thread?".

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    But I'm just not feeling it, and I think just posting bullshit nothing threads is bullshit.

    Keep your chins up, I'm sure I'll have something thread worthy soon enough.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I normally come up with my thread ideas while I'm showering. Especially when I clean the junk.
     
  3. blairg

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    no one was saying that to themselves
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Stop it. I know you were.

    It's ok. I won't laugh at you, much.
     
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    It's like you are reading my mind Dave. Tell me what I am thinking now.
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

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    Meh
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You're thinking......

    "Why was God so cruel to me that he hung me like a termite?"

    I'm sorry, most chicks won't laugh in your face, they'll at least try to make you feel better, and tell you size doesn't matter.

    Do you ever consider using "self-editing" techniques? You might want to think about it, instead of just posting these lame replies you come up with.

    You can do better than that.

    BTW, congrats on your most gay and aggrevating new AV. :hat:
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    LULZ. First ever reply to Dave and this is what I get.. :facepalm:

    :grouch:
     
  10. MatthewT

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    i was just thinking this; "why doesn't dave start more threads?" :scared:
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    It means I like you. :wub:

    You have moved up in the world. Congrats.
     
  12. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I thought about this earlier today but then I realized I needed to trim my nose hairs and then I forgot about it.
     
  13. MatthewT

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    :grouch: <----- looks like he's sucking invisible elephant dick
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    :woot:

    Dave > schtoopy...not that I'm saying anything that we all don't know.
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    See, I have my thumb on the pulse of this place. I'm pretty remarkable when it comes to my ability to properly assess situations.

    What would Jesus say about that comment you just made?


    Ummmmm, why yes, I am taking much offense at having just been compared to Schtoopy.
     
  16. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    That's a pretty low bar there. :jj:
     
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    No. I was wondering what Chriza had for lunch. Man you suck at this. No wonder god hung you like a termite. I never would of thought of that if you didn't bring it up.
     
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    Sorry Dave, it's just that you are like a warm breeze on a cold winter day and schtoopy is like a rainy day in Seattle. Not enough Dave/Too much schtoopy.
     
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    do you go knuckle deep, when you clean your junk?
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    :rolleyes:

    Jesus man, you can't use my very own original insults against me in the very next post.

    C'mon. Do it better.




    Oh, and Chriza had what he always has for lunch. Cocks in stall #3 at the company bathroom.