Politics I'm taking a knee next game...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tempetoro, Sep 24, 2016.

  1. tempetoro

    tempetoro Well-Known Member

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    The 8 year old wanted to try soccer this year so I signed him up for an instructional league. First game today and a travel team shows up and slaughters our team 15-0.

    I was ready to get the fuck out of there and the team mom calls "all the parents" over and proceeds to make a human tunnel with parents locking hand's and holding them up high that all the kids ran through as they cheered. luckily I was walking around the 2 year old so I didn't get duped into being a part of this pussification. I know kids need confidence but cheering a 15-0 blowout is fucking insane!

    Next game when we get ass raped I am going to take a knee in protest of something that is actually hurting America...pussification.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You fucked up and had kids. :giggle:
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult" VIP

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    Show soccer mom's tits.
     
  4. wife is a whore

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    You beat yer kid fer losin? Kids respond to that. Throw a beatin on him so he knows not to embarrass you again.
     
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    Good news, that kid isn't yours
     
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    My daughter scored 3 goals today :yes:
     
  7. tempetoro

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    He is my step son but his dad never signs him up for anything. the kid is very husky, unathletic, and scared of the ball. Im tired of throwing my money away but if he's not involved in something I'm worried he will turn out to be an absolute shitbird.
     
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    It's like I'm kreskin er some shit?
     
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    Do they give trophies out to every kid in this league?
     
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    Were the kids humiliated or could they have cared less about being "taken behind the woodshed"?
     
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    Look at it this way - it could have been 16-0.
     
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    Yes they do which I don't actually mind when the kids are 4 or 5. 8 is too old in my opinion.
     
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    Not ever kid is made for sports. If only the parents got that.
     
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    I like this guys style.
     
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    Why would they put a new team against an experienced travel team?

    That I don't get.

    Are they giving the travel team confidence by giving them someone to destroy or teaching the new team how to lose.

    Whoever came up with that schedule, I wouldn't be too happy with.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    They appeared in a state of shock.
    I think what happened is about 6 to 8 of the kids play together all the time (had different jerseys but the same color as the rest of the team) and they all requested to be on the same team. It was ugly.
     
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    been in a similar situation with a kid when they were around that age
    the kids didn't give a shit
    they were just having a good time
     
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    I used to umpire Little League. The pussification was off the charts. It was an automatic out if one of the snowflakes didn't slide if there was a play at the base. The reason I got was to protect the fielder. Some kids were just not ballplayers and swung like girls. After the inevitable whiff the coaches are saying "good swing". Kids are sitting not on the bench but with mom who's feeding them fruit cups. Some wore a full football helmet style face mask when batting. Opened up my eyes for sure.