I'm the worst at sending text messages to a girl

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    The girl I've been seeing texted me a bit today and then she sent this:

    "Yeah :) Send me a message when you want to come here and have some fun :)"

    I have no idea how to respond, and that was like 3 hours ago :/

    I posted in some relationship chats asking for help but no one was around so I thought what the hell I'll just give it a try here. So pretty much we were texting and then I just stopped responding after she sent me that because I have no idea what to say without sounding like an idiot.
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    None of this happened.
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Ask Shoopy for help. He's good with the ladies.
     
  4. BleedingGums

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    Liar

    Dog fucker
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Is it Aspergers, or just regular Autism? No jokes.
     
  6. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Gilaet I swear to god dude you better hope I never see your roast beef faggot ass waltzing down a street in oslo because i will knock you the fuck out and leave your gay limp body to rot in the norway sun. And If you think I'm not being serious then come over here you chode pussy and see what happens Just PM me when and where and I'll be there waiting oh and bring a bodybag fuckhead you'll need it
     
  8. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    Gary, you're the worst at everything.
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Could Gary be Baghdad Booey?
     
  10. Doctor Ivan

    Doctor Ivan Active Member

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    Fixed.
     
  11. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    maybe lucas dell'abate is GP2
     
  12. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I think GP2 is GP2, but he's some fat guy/loser type living in Akron who is fulfilling some absurd fantasy about wanting to be a twink from Norway with a tough guy attitude.
     
  13. Stan Beeman

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    a.) this never happened

    b.) you are also terrible at making threads
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    how do I say faggot in a nice way?
     
  15. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I told you reply with "will you eat my ass"
     
  17. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    "Billy"
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    youre one to talk i saw your dumb turkey photoshop betho rejected on twitter :jj:
    plot twist: you look like an earth worm about to be eaten by a turkey :jj:
     
  19. Chriza

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  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    you are so stupid dude stop embarrassing yourself

    [video=youtube;sMz7ge3fZGo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMz7ge3fZGo[/video]