I'm thinking about becoming a pimp

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    Who wants to join my stable?
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    Uber pimp
     
  3. crazypreacher

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    Shit pants baby!
     
  4. WillyBest

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    Keep your pimp hand strong, Mike!
     
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  5. NipplesAndToes23

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    Makes sense. Your wife is a Ho. Chi Mihn.
     
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  6. crazypreacher

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    Hey, bitch, i'm mikey shitpants.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    You gonna pump out your armpit vagina?
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    That was funny in 1983.
     
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  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    @HAL uses you like a cumrag.

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  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    My wife is middle eastern
     
  11. ChuckZ

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    Iranian?
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    Your wife is your left hand.
     
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  13. crazypreacher

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    Mikey, get lotus notes to organize your lies.
     
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  14. crazypreacher

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    Mikey, get lotus notes to organize your lies.
     
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  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    K
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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  17. NipplesAndToes23

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    That was definitely funnier the first time you said it.
     
  18. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    She got that Arab money?
     
  19. crazypreacher

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    I hope your boy snatches your rifles.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    Some