Entertainment I'm thinking about joining Tinder

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  1. ltd86

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  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    All the profiles where I live say if you are voting for Trump, swipe left.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Swipe right. Then, as you bust on her face, yell "You just got schlonged, bitch!"
     
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    3.....2.....1.....bam, restraining order, bam no new hand guns for you.

    Ask Anthony Cumia....
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    1. Pukersha (I'm assuming/hoping that's not her real name)
    2. Taylor
    3. Kirsten
    4. Nicole
    5. Olivia
    6. Elisa
    7. Ciara
    8. Teresa (any of the 3 will do)

    :grad:
     
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    ITD...left swipe.
     
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    Yea, those are all 100% real.
     
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    Hmmm. Don't often see any good fake profiles like that. Every one I see is "not looking for a hookup!" I mean, I'm not exactly either, but it's not ChristianDating.com or something.

    I should make mine say "swipe left if you won't let me lick your asshole on the first date"
     
  9. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    What they REALLY look like ....

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  10. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    I know guys love this shit but I kind of miss the days when it wasn't cool to be a whore. You would be a whore with your boyfriend but you weren't advertising for anything with a dick to come and get it. Will this generation be used up old hags with busted pussies by 40? It's kind of pathetic and not empowering as try to rationalize it. Negs expected.
     
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    It's nice for a good time, but I need a woman to have respect for herself to take her seriously. Call me old-fashioned.
     
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    Artie Laugh ****

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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Sorry. Is this better??

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    Is tinder legitimate or just another Ashley Madison, where 99.9% of people on there are dudes and it's all fake profiles of chicks
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    3,7,4,2,5,1,6...
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    it's legit
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    poorly recycling my jokes from three hours ago ? :facepalm:
     
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    That wasn't a joke. That was you being honest for a change.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    :rolleyes:

    just my picture popping up on your tinder would make that dusty old snatch moist, sweetie :c