I'm thinking of starting a career as a Life Coach

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I want to go to high schools and talk to all the at risk youths and tell them how to be legit and succeed with stuff



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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And I will wear my hat backwards so that they know I am hip and with it :dancin:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're going to find a phone bok from a really small town if you want to impress them by tearing it in half
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I will teach all the little niglets to make good decisions and not associate with any Back Alley Sallys
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    That would end well.
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Of course it would, with the power of positive thinking!
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Or you could be K-dubs life partner.
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who is a what now
     
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    In a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
     
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    You just want a reason to hangout with the high school girls without being called a pedo.
     
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    Anything to get access to teen girls sounds like a good plan IMO :dontknow:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You'll do anything to find a job that'l let you wear a hat ya bald bastid.
     
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    Sweet, what would your life coach advice for @baltimore mike be?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't think Mike needs much advice, he's clearly happy with a lovely family