Im thinking of submitting "Howard's look" to the dirty.com Have any comments?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I would really like to add some "zingers" to the submission.
    If you have any good ones, please post them here and I will include them.

    Thanks!

    —GP
     
  2. Greekfreak

    Greekfreak New Member Banned User

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    I'll give it a shot:

    --John Varvatos scarves are still "in" according to homosexual pelicans from Long Island.
    --Howard Stern is a sex symbol to all those women who have long since given up hope.
    --Apparently even multi-millionaires can't afford mirrors in their houses.
    --This is the only photo of Howard from this event; the late photographer who captured this rare specimen is now composed entirely of stone.
    --Bergin-Belsen-chic!
     
  3. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    "American Fag"
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The hypocrisy of calling out people that eat "evolved" cows as having "nothing going on" while dressing himself in leather from head to toe.
     
  5. Kracka-Mike

    Kracka-Mike Temp Ban Gold

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    Oh my God he's hideous!!!
     
  6. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Should give them "Rubber Face" Hamptons with it.......
     
  7. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    His hips don't lie
     
  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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  9. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Multi millionaires do not pay for clothes because he plugs the shit out of these completely out-of-touch haggard rocker clothes...
     
  10. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    He looks like a fucking retard.
     
  11. WillyBest

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    :lol: I can't beat that, but how about: "Homeless chic complete with oversized Hefty trash bag jacket flaired at the waist to emphasize his feminine hips."
     
  12. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    psxpirate2k3 Member Banned User

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    'Just look at my sexy 6 pack losers!
     
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    News to you?
     
  15. Ophelia143

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    whyyy

    hs always complains when women age they turn into their husbands, gain gut & short hair
    he is turning into a woman
    namely rae
     
  16. ElVee

    ElVee Active Member

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    America's got talent. Howard Stern's got anorexia.
     
  17. Douchebag 007

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    he got his mother's hips
     
  18. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Submission made at 2:45pm pst :D
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...howard has abs. only us magazine can see them.
     
  20. Douchebag 007

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    ermmm did anyone else see the Andrea Miss Howard stern whore story down the dirty.com page?