I'm tired as dicks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 1, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Help me wake up you great fucking googly gaggle of ugly shit eating kikey heeb jews :belch:
     
  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'm not jewish. :fil:
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also I hope you're having a very lovely Tuesday :hat:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Tuesday is lovely, but I'm not having her.
     
  5. Shivvy

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    i had sex last night and then my wife wrapped herself in saran wrap for some detoxing bullshit :facepalm:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Detoxing from what :worried:
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow:
     
  9. Mr Sinister

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    Cool
     
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  10. Artie Laugh

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    Rules, have you seen Chrizas new ho?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hungry

    All I ate yesterday was 4 bites of Black Bear Diner leftovers, and some wasabi almonds
     
  12. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    That's really great, man
     
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    shitty's essence.
     
  14. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    My girl is on the rag, but wouldn't S my D because I refused to shower after painting all night.
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I ate at Popeyes last night for dinner. They are usually pretty good but I caught them on an off night.
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I wouldn't have sucked your dick either.
     
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    you're no Picasso, pal.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I barely even got sweaty.
     
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    I'm off, getting ready to go see Straight Outta Compton with the other olds on a Tuesday.
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Under the sack is the first place to start growing bad stuff when you start sweating :grad:
     
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