Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 1, 2015.
Help me wake up you great fucking googly gaggle of ugly shit eating kikey heeb jews
I'm not jewish.
Also I hope you're having a very lovely Tuesday
Tuesday is lovely, but I'm not having her.
i had sex last night and then my wife wrapped herself in saran wrap for some detoxing bullshit
Detoxing from what
Rules, have you seen Chrizas new ho?
All I ate yesterday was 4 bites of Black Bear Diner leftovers, and some wasabi almonds
That's really great, man
My girl is on the rag, but wouldn't S my D because I refused to shower after painting all night.
I ate at Popeyes last night for dinner. They are usually pretty good but I caught them on an off night.
I wouldn't have sucked your dick either.
you're no Picasso, pal.
I barely even got sweaty.
I'm off, getting ready to go see Straight Outta Compton with the other olds on a Tuesday.
Under the sack is the first place to start growing bad stuff when you start sweating