Entertainment I'm too sick to get high

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  1. sstressed

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    ain't that a bitch. :nocheer:

    i haven't been sick in about 10 years. i'm hot, i'm cold, i'm hot, i'm cold, i've had a low grade headache for 2 days. i tried to vape a bag of goodness this morning and all i did was cough for 20 minutes. i tried to sleep 3 times today and i just end up laying there wishing somebody would bring me some chicken soup and baby pork ribs.



    today will be the lowest amount of cannabis i've used in about 30 years, except when i was in the hospital for 3 days. :jj:
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    The weed industry just poured some out in your honor.
     
  3. sstressed

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    Edibles? :dontknow:










    :D
    Feel better.
     
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  5. monsoon

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    I hope i'm never that ill. Feel better soon and hit the edibles.


    F mutt
     
  6. Zach

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  7. sstressed

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    oh for fucks sake i have enough cannabis capsules to wipe out a football team. didn't even think of them. :hat:

    i'm sick... :woot:
     
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    Yea I could see how there isn't enough pakalolo to get you better. Just gotta ride it out. It does help me when I'm going through alcohol withdrawal(partying a wee to hard)... Keeps me sane the rest of the time.
     
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    Good luck. I just had an almost week long flu that leveled me. Not fun. Hope your illness is brief!
     
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    5 star movie! some creeps only gave it 1.5 stars. :mad:
     
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    youse guys are so nice. i just ate 4 capsules. lift off in 2 hours! :woot:
     
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    That sucks, sstressed. Hanging out in the shower for a solid stretch always makes me feel better. Hope it passes quick!
     
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    you know, a hot shower actually sounds good right now. :hat:
     
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    i just realized that i've been eating these cannabis capsules for over 2 years now (i made a lot :) ), and i have never once eaten them without vaping plenty of buddly goodness.

    sould be interesting!

    science! :grad:
     
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    In situations such as this, there's only one thing to do...

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    Feel better soon brotha! A hot shower is always good when you are sick. BUT getting out of the shower always SUCKS!!!
     
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    i know @Bye You would bring me chicken soup if i didn't live a 1000 miles away.

    then again she might laugh and hang up on me. hard to tell with her. :)
     
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    I made up for you.
     
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