I'm trying to give lessons to you fake ass ballers and understudies

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by tomtom, Jun 18, 2011.

  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Went down to the local meat locker, got fresh chicken and slab of ribs for my wife and two kids. They are brined and ribs dry rubbed with paprika, seasonings and turbinado sugar. The chicken is done with olive oil, fresh lemon zest, black pepper and seasonings.

    The meat all prepared.

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    Will I use my gas grill for these babies?

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    Hell no, I use my Smokey Mountain smoker by Weber..

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    Ready to go.

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    Will I use charcoal? No, I use a heating coil for the heat and my smoke comes from apple wood and maple wood chips.

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    They will slowly cook and smoke the meat, the round tray above the coil is filled with apple cider vinegar and water to keep the meat moist I will pull the meat out in about six hours, adding wood every hour or so and the meat will fall off the bone on both.

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  2. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I'll post pics of the finished products.

    Fuck your gas and charcoal.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    I like picture threads , Looks like its going to be tasty.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Words like "turbinado sugar" and "lemon zest" are gay to me
     
  6. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I want to slather your ass in lemon zest and turbinado sugar and eat it raw.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Fag! :jj:
     
  8. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    That's it my Nubian goddess. Put me in my place.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Put some weaksauce on it
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    :p

    :hw:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    good call going with the smoker

    i noticed the beer can chicken holder...
     
  13. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    No beer can though. Its just to hold it upright and open so the heat and smoke circulates evenly. When it's done the leg bone pulls off easily and clean. Quite amazing.
    The neighbors love me!
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Sipping an ice tea. Will be ready for a beer in a bit.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    you grilling/smoking for fathers day as well?
     
  16. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    No. Weather permitting four of us dads are riding our bikes to Prairie du Churn WI and drink a couple and forget we're dads for the day.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    damm that sounds like a great day....i got bambozeled into making my lasagne buy the family
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    My wife gets a spa day at a local place on mother's day and I get this. I'll take pictures. The scenery is amazing. High bluffs, eagles and the Mississippi River.
     
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    look forward to seeing them as well as this meal
     
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    Pressure's on Tom this better be good