I'm Trying to Grow a Sam Elliott Mustache

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  1. larry Darrel

    larry Darrel Well-Known Member

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    I'm trying to grow my mustache Same Elliott style, but I can't quite get it as badass as his--anyone have any tips as to how I can grow my stash to be as manly and badass his Sam's?

     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You should grow a Glock 19 and shoot yourself in the fucking head faggot
     
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    what kind of dickweed wants a mustache like that?
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm sorry I mean that sounds like a good idea and I love Tombstone


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    You're gonna get a lot of cum caught in that thing
     
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    :secret:

    It could be a stunt, Lalawood 'stache.
     
  7. larry Darrel

    larry Darrel Well-Known Member

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    I decided against this style of stach:

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    you might want to dial it back a bit.

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    larry Darrel Well-Known Member

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    "What do we say to the God of Death? Not today."
     
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    One does not simply grow a mustache lIke that


    You are born with it
     
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    would drinking rat poison help? :umunch:
     
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    Nah I've got that in my mouth before it does not affect mustache growth
     
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    Did Gary alert on your av?
     
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    Probably be easier for you to model yourself after Rocky Dennis.
     
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    Sure. It's about time to form the Village People reboot so you will fit right in.
     
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    I like Kurt's. If your hair isn't thick enough, in diameter or density, don't grow a stache because you'll just look like an adolescent faggot.

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    The mustache hair I have is thick, and it's not a dopey teenager-I-barely-have-whiskers kind of stach. But it doesn't grow out far enough on the sides to really grow an epic stach like Sam's or Kurt's. Although, I could possible have Paul Teutul Sr. style stach. But I'm not really into a Foo Man Choo.

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