I'm vacationing in a place that has legal prostitution

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  1. aerostern

    aerostern Well-Known Member

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    I'm in Aruba, should I pay for sex? Never done it, should I risk getting the AIDS? Even with a condom I'm scared to death! Would make a great story if I go through with it, could these chicks even be slightly attractive?
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    if you cant get the puss without paying for it, you are a bitch
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    You should absolutely risk getting AIDS
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Save the money, jerk off like a normal human, it is less humiliating than paying for sex.
     
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    Elko, Nevada is lovely this time of year.
     
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  6. Beth143nacho

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    Op, you go fuck yourself!

    That's the first time I said that in a positive way.
     
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    this
     
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    This.... plus FREE Aids!
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Free Aids :cheer:
     
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    I'm sure unprotected sex in a third world country like Aruba with a sex worker is as safe as can be.
    Sleep easy and go for it
     
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    I was in Aruba ...didn't see any area or scene that made me think of a sex industry.


    "Musky but not pooney" Mr X
     
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    Is paying for sex really that great a story?
     
  13. Walygatr

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    It's only a good story when you get in a knife fight with the whoors brother/pimp.
     
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    I paid $20 for a BJ in tijuana once, she was actually kind of hot and it was the best BJ I've ever had.....
     
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    you are in aruba and yet spending time asking about paying for sex in this board? geezzzzz!!
     
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    You can pick up a hot girl from one of those visiting cruise ships. After your done with her you can bury her in a remote part of the island like Van Der Sloot did to Natalee Holloway.
     
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    These situations never play out in real life like they do in the movies. Unless it's a horror movie.
     
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    i just googled 'aruba prostitute'

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    I would fuck both
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    Develop some basic social skills and get a nice girl to give you some pussy.