I'm vacationing in Myrtle Beach, SC and am in serious need of a new vacuum and air purifier.

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  1. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Is my local Oreck retailer open for business today? Or is the proprietor's son in a state of misery and despair now that he realizes he is an admitted and documented opiate addict who is on methadone and has decided not to open the shoppe? If I visit said retailer, will I be greeted by the one eyed shop owner, the son, or a closed sign? Should I call ahead for an appointment?

    I really shouldn't spend my sparse vacation time worrying about my vacuuming and air purification needs like this. I should be paragliding over the Atlantic.
     
  2. Chief2Kick

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    You're way too invested in this. :facepalm:
     
  3. Billy Brown

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    If he really is on Methadone he needs to stop that shit ASAFP.
    That shit is pure EVIL.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Yet not so invested that I volunteered to help police the place!

    Hazaa!
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Don't forget to leave a tip. and by tip I mean a :rolleye: on a post-it
     
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    just get yourself a 20% Bed bath and beyond coupon and grab a Shark vacuum. :schmoopy:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    the use of the word 'shoppe' seems excessive.
     
  9. Billy Brown

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    Why do I get at least one of those in the mail every week?
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    because you gave them your address.
     
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    No. I've never actually personally bought anything from that store.
     
  12. Danas Boyfrien

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    It's pretty bad when scoopy is in your head so bad you're starting threads about him. :facepalm:
     
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    now i feel better about you. :iohi5:
     
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    If the store is good enough for Frank the Tank it's good enough for me.
     
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    I hate when people you think you can trust *cough* Universities *cough* sell your personal info to companies.
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    Frank does things for the laugh. he's goofing on the store.

    i hope.
     
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    The dude is in some real trouble right now. He probably deserves some ball busting but I hope he can overcome it.
     
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