Is my local Oreck retailer open for business today? Or is the proprietor's son in a state of misery and despair now that he realizes he is an admitted and documented opiate addict who is on methadone and has decided not to open the shoppe? If I visit said retailer, will I be greeted by the one eyed shop owner, the son, or a closed sign? Should I call ahead for an appointment? I really shouldn't spend my sparse vacation time worrying about my vacuuming and air purification needs like this. I should be paragliding over the Atlantic.