I'm Visiting Dr. Jellyfingers Today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jokeland, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    wish me luck. I wore my best aftershave so I hope he is gentle.
     
  2. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    What is Chriza's stance on Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches ?
     
  3. wigtropolis

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    lock your anal sphincter and demand a reach around
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    maybe your gerbil will bite him
     
  5. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    I should have had chili for dinner last night and really made him earn his pay.
     
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    Make sure you bring him some candy.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    bring him some finger lickin chicken for lunch
     
  8. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    When he puts the finger in I'm going to make things uncomfortable by yelling "that's all you got?"
     
  9. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    You should ask him if he thinks that women truly want a man with a larger penis.
     
  10. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    If he has both hands on your shoulders at the time of exam then its safe to assume something WAY wrong is going on back there.
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Picture thread :yay:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Just kidding. Good luck. I'm on my way to the accountant to finalize my taxes. We are both getting fucked up the ass today.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya gotta wonder about a dude that chose that as a career path.

    i bet his family grosses out whenever they see him licking his fingers eating ribs etc...
     
  14. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just a yearly checkup. Don't worry, you all will have jokeland to not pay attention to for many more years.
     
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    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll try to position myself in front of a mirror so I can get a view of what going on out back...maybe a mirror on both sides of the room
     
  16. jokeland

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    Well, ladies, you will be glad to know the prostate is working fine and is ready for business.

    I don't know how you women cab accept taking it in the moon. Half a finger in the cakes had me seeing stars and feeling it for the rest of the day.

    I thought it was HIGHLY inappropriate for the doctor to give me a soft kiss on the cheek when I left. Is it normal protocol for him to schedule me in for weekly visits?
     
  17. sstressed

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    find a woman doctor. they have much smaller fingers but i still go up on my toes and start to sweat.

    i don't know how people take ass fucking. yowsa. :eef:
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

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    Yet they do....:evil: