I'm visiting my fucking Grammie

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 3, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,138
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,359
    Likes Received:
    59,340
    IT'S BORING AS DICKS :pissed:
     
    DarkFriday and Satori Brah like this.
  2. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

    Reputations:
    202,502
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    61,804
    Likes Received:
    27,622
    is she "watching" the NFL game?
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

    Reputations:
    190,490
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    207,049
    Likes Received:
    39,996
    She a good cook?
     
  4. GoshGeeGolly

    GoshGeeGolly VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    55,913
    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2012
    Messages:
    7,854
    Likes Received:
    9,516
    Did she bake ?
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

    Reputations:
    53,950
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    36,581
    Likes Received:
    4,398
    She got nice boobs?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,138
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,359
    Likes Received:
    59,340
    She can't watch shit!
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,138
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,359
    Likes Received:
    59,340
    Fuck no!
     
  8. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

    Reputations:
    202,502
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    61,804
    Likes Received:
    27,622
    calm down, you're gonna stroke out.
     
  9. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    393,088
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    59,921
    Likes Received:
    55,137
    Now this is called a Lady Baltimore cake. At my age,I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page.

    [​IMG]
     
    Zarathustra, nfbuckeye, Nunz and 2 others like this.
  10. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

    Reputations:
    190,490
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    207,049
    Likes Received:
    39,996
    gtfo
     
  11. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

    Reputations:
    202,502
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    61,804
    Likes Received:
    27,622
    she thinks her grandson is "a good boy."

    don't make me pop that balloon.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,138
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,359
    Likes Received:
    59,340
    I just wanna go home watch football she is droning on about how the food here sucks
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,138
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,359
    Likes Received:
    59,340
    She's being old
     
    ChuckZ likes this.
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

    Reputations:
    54,662
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    46,008
    Likes Received:
    14,347
    Any attractive nurses or aids around?
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    108,714
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    66,845
    Likes Received:
    21,478
    How many blacks has she killed recently?
     
    Mark Mayonnaise likes this.
  16. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    63,067
    Joined:
    May 4, 2012
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    8,698
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,138
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,359
    Likes Received:
    59,340
    Well I most likely won't for long

    I'm telling you she's old as fuck!
     
  18. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    34,344
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    20,904
    Likes Received:
    5,618
  19. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    119,826
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    77,582
    Likes Received:
    13,923

    Just be nice to the old broad now, or you'll be kicking yourself for it when she's gone...
     
    Teeney, Cheri and freds like this.
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,138
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,359
    Likes Received:
    59,340
    But she's so old!