I'm visiting my fucking Grammie

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 3, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    IT'S BORING AS DICKS :pissed:
     
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    is she "watching" the NFL game?
     
  3. ChuckZ

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    She a good cook?
     
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    Did she bake ?
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    She got nice boobs?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She can't watch shit!
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck no!
     
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    calm down, you're gonna stroke out.
     
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    Now this is called a Lady Baltimore cake. At my age,I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page.

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    gtfo
     
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    she thinks her grandson is "a good boy."

    don't make me pop that balloon.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I just wanna go home watch football she is droning on about how the food here sucks
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She's being old
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Any attractive nurses or aids around?
     
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    How many blacks has she killed recently?
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well I most likely won't for long

    I'm telling you she's old as fuck!
     
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    Just be nice to the old broad now, or you'll be kicking yourself for it when she's gone...
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But she's so old!