I'm watching autopsy the last hours of River Phoenix

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  1. Thelonious Davis

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    Turns out flea said there were to many people on stage ( it was Johnny depp's band p) and there was no room for river. Then he went into the bathroom and did a shit load of coke. So do you think flea was being a dick or do you think depp told flea to say no. I mean river brought his guitar to depp's club trying to get on stage.
     
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    I have that album by P.
     
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    River doesn't deserve to smell flea's shit.
     
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    River was all like, "I can't get any attention with my guitar so I'll get attention by OD'ing on a shitload of coke." :dance:
     
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    Sorry, I was just trying to be outrageous there. For all I know River was like the Hendrix of child actors.
     
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    Well they said he played guitar since he was 4 but who the fuck is depp to be so great. He bought the viper room to have rock stars suck his dick.
     
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    wut?
     
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    stand by me
     
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    Next one is Britney Murphy :cheer:
     
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    Johnny Depp isn't really even an actor.

    He needs to stop making 'movies' it's tiring to see his smug face on billboards every six months
     
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    most of those younger actors are trying to be DeNiro in their movie roles
     
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    I'd still fuck her and she has been dead for how many years now?
     
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    younger :jj:
     
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    Well Depp may have been a dick to River, but I wouldn't start blaming anybody else for River's death.

    "A man has to know his limitations."

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    Can't believe the idiot had the nerve to remake Williy Wonka. The guy has no personality his 'movies' are like some idiot gazing in a mirror for two hours.
     
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    I dunno...I think Black Mass is going to be really good
     
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    Officer Hansen didn't assume room temperature. Officer Hansen wins.