Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 19, 2012.
She's gonna be all like WHO'S THAT and HEY WHO'S THAT GUY and I'm gonna be all like
I use to tell my friends to leave when RAW came on. It's impossible to watch with people who don't know anything about it.
She just knows the old school guys like HBK and HHH and Undertaker. In fact she has a boner for Taker. She is happy he got his "Sara" tattoo removed so now he can get her name on his neck.
1. I'm going to her place, she's not coming to mine.
2. She's just a friend. I haven't fucked her in like 5 years.
This "chick" is named Steve isn't she?
She killed me in one of our movies once
I'm guessing this girl is going to get you in a figure four leg lock and make you cry. Save yourself the pain and embarrassment and go rent The Notebook.
Everyone knows if you roll over, it reverses the effect of the figure four and hurts the person who put it on
Besides if I watch The Notebook I'll cry anyway
In other news I'm giving up my short-lived dream of being a veterinarian
Now I want to be an oceanographer
Or a marine biologist, same thing basically
I want to be The Devil.
so, you're basically seeing if she's okay with your bisexuality
Watched the Frozen Planet on discovery last night?
No, and I should add that I don't want to oceanograph anywhere cold
It has to be warm
The cold part of the ocean can go fuck itself
My wifes BFF wasted a year studying that before she pulled her head out of her ass.
I dated a Marine Biologist from the Bahamas.
Juss throwing that out there.
don't tell your dreams to hyenas