I'm watching Raw tonight with my friend that never watches wrestling

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She's gonna be all like WHO'S THAT and HEY WHO'S THAT GUY and I'm gonna be all like :rolleyes:


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  2. HAL

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    I use to tell my friends to leave when RAW came on. It's impossible to watch with people who don't know anything about it.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She just knows the old school guys like HBK and HHH and Undertaker. In fact she has a boner for Taker. She is happy he got his "Sara" tattoo removed so now he can get her name on his neck.


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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    1. I'm going to her place, she's not coming to mine.

    2. She's just a friend. I haven't fucked her in like 5 years.
     
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    This "chick" is named Steve isn't she?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No silly

    She killed me in one of our movies once

    It pwned
     
  7. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing this girl is going to get you in a figure four leg lock and make you cry. Save yourself the pain and embarrassment and go rent The Notebook.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Everyone knows if you roll over, it reverses the effect of the figure four and hurts the person who put it on

    Besides if I watch The Notebook I'll cry anyway
     
  9. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :up:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    In other news I'm giving up my short-lived dream of being a veterinarian

    Now I want to be an oceanographer :)

    Or a marine biologist, same thing basically


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  11. FtM

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    I want to be The Devil. :nocheer:
     
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    so, you're basically seeing if she's okay with your bisexuality
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Watched the Frozen Planet on discovery last night?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No, and I should add that I don't want to oceanograph anywhere cold

    It has to be warm

    The cold part of the ocean can go fuck itself
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Career Thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pissed:
     
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    :lol: My wifes BFF wasted a year studying that before she pulled her head out of her ass. :facepalm:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dated a Marine Biologist from the Bahamas.

    Juss throwing that out there.
     
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    don't tell your dreams to hyenas :coffee: