News Imagine being at a funeral for loved one's and this happens

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  1. Shithead

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    Family horrified after porn played at father’s funeral instead of memorial video
    By Sophia Rosenbaum
    January 28, 2016 | 11:17am
    Mourners at funeral for dad and his son horrified when PORN is played on screen https://t.co/NeKylqaoxW pic.twitter.com/SlPOkRWfmp
    — The Sun (@TheSun) January 28, 2016
    A British family mourning the loss of a young father and his infant son were horrified when graphic porn was accidentally played instead of a memorial video at his funeral.
    Hundreds of mourners had gathered Wednesday at Thornhill Crematorium in Cardiff, a port city in Wales, to say goodbye to 33-year-old Simon Lewis and his newborn boy, Simon Lewis Jr., after they were killed on New Year’s Eve in a head-on car crash.
    The priest hit play on what was supposed to be a tribute to Lewis’ life, but instead “very loud” sexual moans from a hard-core porn video filled the church.
    “I look at my congregation instead of the TV screen, but when I heard this noise and members of the congregation moving towards the screen, I realized something was wrong,” the Rev. Lionel Fanthrope told the Telegraph.
    “Members of the family were very distressed and Simon’s father-in-law was desperately upset,” he added.
    Church staff tried to shut off the sex tape, but had a lot of trouble.
    “It took them nearly four minutes to turn it off,” a grieving friend told the Telegraph. “People couldn’t believe what they were seeing.”
    The church is conducting an “urgent investigation” into its TV system, trying to determine what turned the solemn ceremony into a smutty scandal.
     
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    4 minutes to turn it off??
     
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    Maybe the father was really into porn and this was a tribute.
     
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    Maybe the deceased reacted like Daniel Radcliffe's corpse does in Swiss Army Man?
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    what if the father was a porn star?
     
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    Wonder why it took them almost a month to have the funeral.


    And it could have been worse. Could have been home porn of the wife and the priest coming to jesus.
     
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    And on a related note............


    Teacher who accidentally showed pornography to his students is banned from classroom
    • 06:27, 29 Jan 2016
    • Updated 09:41, 29 Jan 2016
    • By Sally Hind , John Shammas
    The X-rated images were projected on to a smartboard in Stephen Lawrie's class, leaving students at Coatbridge High School shocked
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    Banned: IT tutor Stephen Lawrie has been sacked and is now banned from teaching
    A teacher who accidentally showed pornography to his shocked pupils has been banned from the classroom.
    Stephen Lawrie – an IT tutor at Coatbridge High School – had been looking at an explicit website while teaching pupils as young as 13, the Daily Record reports.
    The bungling Lawrie did not mean the S2 pupils to see what was on his personal screen but it was projected to an interactive smartboard by accident.

    He was suspended when pupils complained to the school after the incident in April and was sacked by North Lanarkshire Council in August.
    The General Teaching Council removed 56-year-old Lawrie from the register after he signed paperwork agreeing to a ban yesterday.

    The school received complaints from a number of pupils after the incident.
    Coatbridge High is a non-denominational co-educational school with a roll of well over 1000 pupils.
    Despite Lawrie’s shock exit, several of them had previously praised him and scored him highly on website Rate My Teacher.
    One pupil wrote: “Nice friendly guy, just remember to square up your monitor.”
     
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    My wife didn't want a funeral. So I had a memorial service about a month later. I was still a mess and don't remember much of it.
     
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    My condolences :wigtip:



    What type of Porn did you show at the memorial service?
     
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    Did you ever go for any counseling?
    :hug:
     
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    Yes, I did. It helped.
     
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    The priest hit play on what was supposed to be a tribute to Lewis’ life, but instead “very loud” sexual moans from a hard-core porn video filled the church.
     
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    Already out partying together on New Year's eve. Heart warming.
     
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    I would have only needed them to run it for 90 seconds or so
    4 minutes is a little ridiculous
     
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    She must have been your angel when you had your accident :angel:
     
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    Psssh, they did this shit on Days of our Lives over a year ago when they played Kristin 'raping' Eric the priest. Think it was at a wedding, though.
     
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    Was it the "OHHHHHHH BILLLLLLLLLL!!!" vid? :jj:
     
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