Imagine everyone on this forum in a real bar

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Oct 24, 2015.

  1. RenchFries

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    A nice, big place that has all the booze you want and snacks. There's a large bar in the middle and tables everywhere. Enough space for everyone to comfortably drink and hang out with good music playing in the background.

    Who do you sit with? Who do you avoid? Who do you start fucking with? Who are you trying to fuck? Who are you getting into a bar fight with?
     
  2. jdwhatever

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    So gay
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    I'm pouncing on @Teeney early.
     
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    Wow you're so fucking cool. Good job.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I dont get it, is this like a roleplaying thread or something? :scratch: You realize it would be a sausage fest, right? :facepalm:
     
  7. Estocada

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    I'm imagining the bar scene from Star Wars pretty much.
     
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    Cheri's wanted on four systems.
     
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    I guarantee you everybody would be all polite and shit. The keyboard warriors would be fully exposed. it would be hilarious
     
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    A room full of 40 year old guys and a few 50 year old broads
     
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    Bunch of model types hanging out.
     
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    i'd have a slice of pie with the gun
     
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    Cellulite and ass boils.
     
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    steal chrizas chick
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Guaranteed poontang and sandvich if you sit by Neesie
     
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    I would have iftheyonlyknew panties in my pocket after I bent her over for a quick hot fuck session in a bathroom stall.
    I would send her back to her husband with messy hair & that sexy just fucked look sans panties before he knew what happened. it would be our secret....:cool:
     
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    :peek:
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    getting fucked up with Tuesday.
     
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    I'd film mojo and teeny
     
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