imagine if abe lincoln was never president

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  1. Shivvy

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    Just saying
     
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    He'd still be alive.
     
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    my cleaning lady would still be black
     
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    No $5 bill...:coffee:
     
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    He'd be clawing at the lid of his coffin.
     
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    What did Lincoln say after going on a 3 day whiskey bender?

    I freed WHO?!?!?!?!?

    An oldie but still a goodie.
     
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    The Taft Memorial would be visited by 15 people all year
     
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    Would we care who is buried in Grant's tomb?
     
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    i saw a special on the history channel about his burial & how many times he was dug up & moved around by some lincoln society.
    & they always opened the coffin to look & they all said he never decomposed & looked the same as his pictures some 40yrs after he was killed. the family finally got sick of those fuckers digging him up & his coffin is encased in cement since about the turn of the century i think. fucking weird :dontknow:
     
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    I did not know that

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    Alternate universes with infinite possibilities :tzone:



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    the south would be one huge puerto rico
     
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    Thanks for the heads up. Downloading it now. :hat:
     
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    There was an actual plot to steal the body and it was almost successful. Some counterfeiter was going to bury it in...damn I don't remember, Illinois or Indiana and scam the US gubment out of $200,000

    Hence the cement :hat:
     
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    ya it was quite an interesting story. in fact one of the guys at the last viewing brought his kid along to see lincoln & that kid just died a fews years ago if i remember correctly....weird.