Imagine this scumbag is your son

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Having children is a real crapshoot...This cro magnon should've been suffocated at birth


    Oregon dad accused of blowing marijuana smoke into his infant child’s mouth: authorities
    BY Tobias Salinger
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Published: Tuesday, March 24, 2015, 12:35 AM
    Updated: Tuesday, March 24, 2015, 1:12 AM
    [​IMG] Washington County Sheriff
    Authorities say they've seen video footage of Christopher Robert Kling blowing pot smoke into his infant's mouth.
    This Oregon father’s parenting is allegedly like a contact high - only worse.

    Christopher Robert Kling, 22, is accused of blowing marijuana smoke into his infant child’s mouth on repeated occasions, according to authorities in Beaverton.

    Police in the town near Portland collared him after a family friend showed them a smartphone video of Kling exhaling weed fumes into his own baby’s mouth, Beaverton Officer Mike Rowe told the Daily News.

    Cops arrived to the home of Kling’s estranged wife on the 3300 block of Southwest 125th Avenue around 11 p.m. on Sunday night in response to reports of a domestic disturbance, according to Rowe. The officers calmed down the pair's verbal argument and allowed Kling to return to his separate home before the individual approached them with the disturbing footage.

    “He explained to the officers that he was concerned for the child’s safety because he had seen Kling blowing pot smoke into the infant’s mouth,” Rowe said. “He had told officers that that wasn’t the first time he’s seen that happen.”

    The officers then arrested Kling on suspicion of endangering the welfare of a minor, Rowe said.


    In the unreleased video, the infant coughs and smoke exits his mouth, according to court documents cited by KATU-TV. When confronted, Kling cried and told officers, "That was stupid of me," the TV station reported.

    Authorities arraigned Kling on Monday afternoon, charging him with three felony counts of application of a controlled substance to a minor, Rowe noted.

    Kling is currently incarcerated at Washington County Jail, according to inmate records.
     
  2. 1Vegasgirl

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    If obama had a son:bounce::haha:
     
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    You're on fire this morning! :up:
     
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    Depraved acts just remind me of him - and most likely would be defended by his DOJ.:)
     
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    The police should have confirmed it was him on the video. Once he cried and admittedd it, they should have comforted him and proceeded to shoot him in both feet. Leave him in a crumpled heap on his driveway. Case closed.
     
  6. Big Bad Booey

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    Damn, Cuba Gooding jr looks like shit.
     
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    Police in the town near Portland collared him after a family friend showed them a smartphone video of Kling exhaling weed fumes into his own baby’s mouth, Beaverton Officer Mike Rowe told the Daily News.

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    Hold on just a minute, here. How can we be sure that this whole thing isn't just some kind of publicity stunt for his show Dirty Jobs?
     
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    Mr. Kling you are jerkoff of the year.
     
  9. Calloused Shins

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    Go figure... He's a sheriff as well....
     
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    In this administration depraved acts could just simply be a cultural difference.
     
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    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    What's the big deal?

    It's just a little medicine, amirite? :dontknow:
     
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  13. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Any pics or name of the woman who thought he'd make a great father? :coffee:
     
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    My solution

    Every child at the age of 10 is implanted with a birth control device--it cannot be removed until the person demonstrates the financial ability and requisite aptitude to be a parent after testing. If they pass a license is issued. The license to parent can be revoked for cause.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    :up:
     
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    "That hairstyle is dope".

    :facepalm:
     
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    I'm down. But as a lawyer, I can't believe you'd come up w this
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I hope CPS took the child away
     
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    Party in the front, business in the back.
     
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