Imiss my wife when I don`t see her,when I see her I wish I was alone

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by EddyG, Jun 29, 2015.

  1. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,843
    Likes Received:
    4,124
    I am sure other people can relate.If so,let me know or criticize me for this true statement.She rambles on allot in person and it stresses me out.
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    160,913
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    80,282
    Likes Received:
    91,457
    You need to become an alcoholic pronto. This will solve all your problems.
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,057
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
  4. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    46,884
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2012
    Messages:
    14,306
    Likes Received:
    20,535
    My ol lady says tens of thousands of words a day, you gotta learn to tune her out. General rambling has a different tone than a direct question, you'll learn to know when you need to listen.
     
    Summer likes this.
  5. Dave Matthews

    Dave Matthews Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,955
    Likes Received:
    519
    Eat moar pussy
     
    crazypreacher likes this.
  6. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,843
    Likes Received:
    4,124
    Well, I turned to gambling and I won allot and lost allot more so won`t try alcoholism
     
  7. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,843
    Likes Received:
    4,124
    I am getting good at the tune out. Still,its a pain in the ass to have to listen to the ramblings,and she stells me things 4 and five times,the same thing!!!
     
  8. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    177
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,769
    Likes Received:
    8,376

    You might just reply to her in the same way you type here. The awkward phrasing, spelling and so on will soon make her assume you have brain damage and she will start talking to the pets instead.
     
  9. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    46,884
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2012
    Messages:
    14,306
    Likes Received:
    20,535
    Women like to fill the silence, not much you can do about it. My only suggestion is to take up yard work or something, don't corner yourself sitting in the living room, that's suicide.
     
  10. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    46,884
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2012
    Messages:
    14,306
    Likes Received:
    20,535
    :spit:
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,057
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
    Bitches be crazy.
     
    RobotsVsMonsters likes this.
  12. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    8,134
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    23,219
    Likes Received:
    8,086
    love/hate relationship with the puss :grad:
     
    crazypreacher likes this.
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,057
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
    Does that smokeshow still work in your office?
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal RH Goatcabin’s Fantasy Woman VIP

    Reputations:
    122,322
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    57,504
    Likes Received:
    33,911
    The song "Let Her Go" by Passenger reflects your story quite well, Eddy, but it's shit, so -- not entirely regretfully -- I will not be posting it here.
     
  15. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,843
    Likes Received:
    4,124
    great advice,brain is damaged so done.
     
    Estocada likes this.
  16. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,843
    Likes Received:
    4,124
    I am trying to tune her out,the sex is down to zero pretty much in the last 3 months,kids are fighting and yelling all day. Fucking mess.
     
  17. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,843
    Likes Received:
    4,124
    I love that song. I heard it before a horrible root canal last year and almost cried.I cried when the dentist had to jab me 17 times to freeze me the fucking dope.
     
  18. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,843
    Likes Received:
    4,124
    smokeshow meaning blonde bitch salesperson I hate or female boss I hate,i can`t keep these bitches straight in my head anymore.
     
    crazypreacher likes this.
  19. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

    Reputations:
    46,222
    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2014
    Messages:
    8,061
    Likes Received:
    9,048
    Time for anal.
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,057
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
    Painal.
    @DrSublux