Imiss my wife when I don`t see her,when I see her I wish I was alone

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  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I am sure other people can relate.If so,let me know or criticize me for this true statement.She rambles on allot in person and it stresses me out.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    You need to become an alcoholic pronto. This will solve all your problems.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    My ol lady says tens of thousands of words a day, you gotta learn to tune her out. General rambling has a different tone than a direct question, you'll learn to know when you need to listen.
     
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    Eat moar pussy
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Well, I turned to gambling and I won allot and lost allot more so won`t try alcoholism
     
  7. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I am getting good at the tune out. Still,its a pain in the ass to have to listen to the ramblings,and she stells me things 4 and five times,the same thing!!!
     
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    You might just reply to her in the same way you type here. The awkward phrasing, spelling and so on will soon make her assume you have brain damage and she will start talking to the pets instead.
     
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    Women like to fill the silence, not much you can do about it. My only suggestion is to take up yard work or something, don't corner yourself sitting in the living room, that's suicide.
     
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    :spit:
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Bitches be crazy.
     
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    love/hate relationship with the puss :grad:
     
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  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Does that smokeshow still work in your office?
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The song "Let Her Go" by Passenger reflects your story quite well, Eddy, but it's shit, so -- not entirely regretfully -- I will not be posting it here.
     
  15. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    great advice,brain is damaged so done.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I am trying to tune her out,the sex is down to zero pretty much in the last 3 months,kids are fighting and yelling all day. Fucking mess.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I love that song. I heard it before a horrible root canal last year and almost cried.I cried when the dentist had to jab me 17 times to freeze me the fucking dope.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    smokeshow meaning blonde bitch salesperson I hate or female boss I hate,i can`t keep these bitches straight in my head anymore.
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Time for anal.
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Painal.
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