Im'ma gonna get fat

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  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    If I keep usimng coffee creamer. Oh my word, I'm up to like 3 or 4 cups a day. Thoughts?

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    I used heavy whipping cream in my coffee and I stay thin and "toned". Not 3-4 cups, more like 3-4 TBPS a day.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    almond/coconut milk?
     
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    And i am trying to do my liver in by drinking myself to death cos i don`t have the balls to give myself the long drop. fun times!
     
  5. Zelda

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    I think I'm doing like 3 tablespoons per cup. Yikes!
     
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  6. Zelda

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    I hate almomds and coconuts.
     
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    What about trying bulletproof coffee? Butter and coconut oil whipped in. People who drink it swear by it and I haven't seen anyone getting fat from drinking it, despite it's large calorie load.
     
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    then try evaporated skim milk, it comes in a can and is a little richer than regular skim :dontknow:
     
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  9. Zelda

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    I tried it before. Going to give it another shot. Thanks for the reminder!
     
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    Drink it negro?
     
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  11. Zelda

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    I don't drink dairy. It's gross and haven't had a glass of cow's milk in 8 years.
     
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  12. Zelda

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    Lol, I tried but can't do it.
     
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    Sorry. Forgot the comma
     
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    Keep doing it and enjoy it.
     
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    I like my coffee like I like my women, strong and black.:hiding:
     
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    Nobody gets fat on creamer, drop the other junk from your diet and you'll look like that minx Paige.
     
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    Howard wouldn't approve.
     
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    Does he drink his Starbucks black? I bet he does.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Some people use butter or coconut oil to avoid the carbs of non-dairy creamers.
     
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  20. Zelda

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    COFFEE-MATE® natural bliss® sweet cream
    made with: milk, cream, sugar & natural sweet cream flavor

    Nutrition Facts
    Serving Size 1 tbsp (15ml)

    Servings per Container: about 32



    Amount per Serving

    Calories 35

    Calories From Fat 15

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 1.5g

    3%

    Saturated Fat 1g

    6%

    Trans Fat 0g

    Cholesterol 10mg

    2%

    Sodium 5mg

    0%

    Total Carbohydrate 5g

    2%

    Sugars 5g

    Protein 0g

    Not a significant source of dietary fiber, vitamin A, vitamin C, calcium, and iron.

    *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

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    INGREDIENTS: NONFAT MILK, HEAVY CREAM, SUGAR, NATURAL FLAVOR CONTAINS MILK.

     
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