Implant Allows Men To Turn Their Fertility On & Off With The Flick Of A Switch Inside The Scrotum

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  1. dawg

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    I'll pass.

    I don't want some dude sticking aftermarket parts inside my bag.
     
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    You don't want to walk around with a light switch in your ball sack?
     
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    That looks painful.
     
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    Fuck that. The pregnancy risk is all part of the fun.
     
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    think @dawg computer is 2 days back

    real talk :facepalm:
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You want up to the second ballbag news!
     
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    think @dawg computer is 2 days back

    real talk :facepalm:
     
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    ^ oh
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I'd sooner bedazzle my sack with pink rhinestones, dawg.
     
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    I like how they put one on each vas deferens separately.

    Cause sometimes you feel like double nutting it and sometimes you don't.
     
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    bet you can't get through TSA with that
     
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    Why would anyone turn it 'ON'? :jj:
     
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    If you're banging a chick, how big is the chance that you will flick the switch that way?

    Can you also turn one ball off and make them take turns?

    What happens if you turn it off and just forget about it for a really long time? Do your balls explode?


    So many questions!
     
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