Impotent, Incontinent, wigged out and jumped the shark Howard when will it end.

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  1. HowardsNosePick

    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    How pathetic is this guy getting.

    No wonder he is so into talking about Richards diaper
    given that he has taken to wearing Depends "Shields" himself.
    Sounds like some kind of feminine hygiene product.

    Probably needs to stick a couple of tampons up his ass to stop
    his anal leakage too.

    I wonder what kind of money brand "Howard" is worth anymore
    and if he will get any new deal from Sirius.

    I figure as long as he is breathing Sirius will offer him contracts
    no matter what, but in the hope to retain listening that will
    sign up for Howard, but find some other personalities to listen
    to when they discover what has happened to that pussy whipped
    closeted transexual.
     
  2. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    I think we need to start a new term instead of "jump the shark."

    Some ideas:

    Jump the Wig
    Flip the Wig
    Ride the Horse
    Thank the Seal

    I'm pretty open to a new one in any case.
     
  3. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Thank the Seal.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    That's my vote.
     
  5. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Dec 2015.

    Robin,I can`t bear to put JD in the streets,along with Sal,Richard,and all the others. So I am signing for 5 more years! God I hope I don`t hear that again.
     
  6. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Well, quite frankly, that's good enough for me. Let's make it official and go from there, bud.
     
  7. TallTyrion

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  8. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    It's official: Rather than using "jump the shark" we shall use "thank the seal."

    Someone let Dawg know to add another rule.
     
  9. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    It won't end until the delusional narcissist is able to pull himself away from the spotlight and give up his (now greatly diminished) public megaphone.

    Don't count on it happening any time soon. He's already trying to work behind the scenes to get some sort of family friendly talk show on NBC. Think Ellen, only gayer with less semi-funny one liners and quips.

    Seriuosly, I don't see this man ever going away.
     
  10. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    "Pelican't"
     
  11. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Fostered the kitten
     
  12. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    I think Pelican will be back with SXM but with his show, at least himself doing the show, from Florida.

    I don't see him leaving radio and don't see anyone else having him.
     
  13. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant :thumbup2:
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Robin will be dead by December 2015.
     
  15. HowardsNosePick

    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    How about

    Inviting Beff?
    or
    Kitten Talk
     
  16. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Thank The Seal is right up there with Clown Tits.
     
  17. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    NosePick in shit piles :jj:
     
  18. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    How about ​you shut the fuck up.