In 30 years everyone on the planet will have cancer

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    this planet is irradiated and we're all doomed
     
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    Great! I needed an excuse to start doing heroin
     
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    Fuck that, someday I will support this place. I WILL!
     
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    Does anyone realize the Fukishima nuclear disaster has still not been contained?
     
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    If you eat seafood from the Pacific, you're especially fucked.
     
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    Oh my lord, this is quite the tenses!!!
     
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    August 11, 2013

    Contaminated groundwater accumulating under the crippled Fukushima nuclear power plant has risen 60cm above the protective barrier, and is now freely leaking into the Pacific Ocean, the plant’s operator TEPCO has admitted.

    Japan’s Ministry of Industry has recently estimated that some 300 tons of contaminated groundwater have been flowing into the ocean daily ever since the March 2011 earthquake and tsunami that triggered the disaster.

    http://rt.com/news/fukushima-water-overrun-barrier-335/
     
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    Do we really need California or Californians?
     
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    Well, that will go a long way toward solving the overpopulation problem.
     
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    Hey! :fuckyou:
     
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    this is like that comet that might destroy the earth. what am i supposed to do about it?
     
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    My area's still yellow. I'm fine.
     
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    the state of medicine is such that, barring accidents, most people alive today will die of circulatory collapse (heart issues) or cancer of some sort. we're advancing on preventing circulatory collapse far faster than we are advancing on a cure for cancer because the substances that seem to be effective on cancers are illegal in the US (for example, hemp oil seems to work when applied to cancerous tumors, but falls under the government wars on pot) so I figure its a good bet that most will die of cancer.
     
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    everyplace except San Diego
     
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    Cool, free radiation treatments for everyone!
     
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    Sanjay Gupta did a lot to help the medical cannabis cause. Despite what the pelican thinks. He acted like he never heard of Gupta.