WTF In a matter of moments yesterday, I saw something I had never seen before, back to back..

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I was walking down the street, and saw this hot chick with some tats on her, which I hate. But she was hot, so I was still checking her out. She turned around and she had these huge ass tats on the back of her legs across her hamstring area.

    Then, like a couple of minutes later, I saw another chick with tats in the same place.

    All I could think of was 'uh huh, uh huh huh huh, those tats are where she touches the toilet.'


    I'm going to call those tats 'Toilet Tats' moving forward, as opposed to the tattoo across the front of the thigh which is referred to as a 'Whore Tat'.

    :davetoke:
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Well......................What were they?
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Were they something like this?


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    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Were they ribbons? Hate that shit.
     
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    Mission Beach? PB?
     
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    i call those tats...whaaaa my parents are divorced
     
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    Daves in a nursing home. Maybe we should tell him that those were varicose veins
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    I've seen this...........
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    It is troubling...probably more so in your neck of the woods.

    fast foward 30 years from now.

    hey granny, what the fuck is that nasty blue shit all over yer body?
     
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    North Park, 30th and University.

    Pierce the Veil was playing last night, maybe that had something to do with it? :dontknow:

    No, they weren't ribbons.
     
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    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    Try leaving the house a little more often.
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Nigga, wut!?
     
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    This her?

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    Those are this generation's stripper tats. No more barbed wire, tramp stamps, or pawprints on the titty.
     
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    Yuck. They're like mud flaps for pasty white girls.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Got my first tattoo on Friday!!

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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    I've seen these ones

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    :lol:
    woop woop.
     
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    Any chance there's a "de" tat under those panties?