WTF In a matter of moments yesterday, I saw something I had never seen before, back to back..

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  1. Daveindiego

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    I was walking down the street, and saw this hot chick with some tats on her, which I hate. But she was hot, so I was still checking her out. She turned around and she had these huge ass tats on the back of her legs across her hamstring area.

    Then, like a couple of minutes later, I saw another chick with tats in the same place.

    All I could think of was 'uh huh, uh huh huh huh, those tats are where she touches the toilet.'


    I'm going to call those tats 'Toilet Tats' moving forward, as opposed to the tattoo across the front of the thigh which is referred to as a 'Whore Tat'.

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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Well......................What were they?
     
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    Were they something like this?


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    Were they ribbons? Hate that shit.
     
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    Mission Beach? PB?
     
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    i call those tats...whaaaa my parents are divorced
     
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    Daves in a nursing home. Maybe we should tell him that those were varicose veins
     
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    I've seen this...........
     
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    It is troubling...probably more so in your neck of the woods.

    fast foward 30 years from now.

    hey granny, what the fuck is that nasty blue shit all over yer body?
     
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    North Park, 30th and University.

    Pierce the Veil was playing last night, maybe that had something to do with it? :dontknow:

    No, they weren't ribbons.
     
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    Try leaving the house a little more often.
     
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    Nigga, wut!?
     
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    This her?

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    Those are this generation's stripper tats. No more barbed wire, tramp stamps, or pawprints on the titty.
     
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    Yuck. They're like mud flaps for pasty white girls.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    Got my first tattoo on Friday!!

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    I've seen these ones

    moon-2.jpg
     
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    :lol:
    woop woop.
     
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    Any chance there's a "de" tat under those panties?