in a perfect world how does Jihadi John die?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    No death is too dark for this cock sucker
     
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    Id like to see that rat in the hood like in rambo!


    HEY WAIT! This isnt a thread to give them sick fucks new ideas and ways to kill their hostages is it?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Because if it is then I still say rat hood like rambo. Seriously, what wiiiiiillllllllll they think of next?

    :hat:
     
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    Lock him in a small windowless room with Beth for a week.
     
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    Don't worry most of the ISIS shed members post in the Bar
     
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    That is dark bro
     
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    On a constant video loop, he gets to watch Sid Bream slide safely into home plate because of Barry Bonds' terrible throw.
     
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    fucking bonds had the ball and bream was barely a foot past 3rd base a 6 year old could have thrown him out
     
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    Like Opie died - but using a Pittsburgh Pirate's bat

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    Water board him....oh wait....Obama thinks that is against our values!
     
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    I only want to hear Obama's name in this thread if you are using him to beat JJ to death plz
     
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    If there is any hint of radicalism in his family start by burning them to death in front of him. Then start by cutting off this fuckers fingers and toes and burn the ends so he doesn't bleed out. Cut off his balls and shove them down his throat. Start shaving off his skin with a knife. Poor battery acid in his eyes. Then set him on fire but burn him from the bottom up. Do this all over a course of a few days or weeks if possible. :coffee:
     
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    an eye for an eye as his religion would have it. His head lopped off with his family watching and hearing him beg and cry for his life while soiling himself. then the family of his victims get to put his head on a pole and dance about through the streets with it just like they do over there.
     
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    Put him in a locked room with the family members of the people he killed, and whatever happens happens.
     
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    The ancient Romans knew how to take care of shady cunts, for parricide, they used to sew a guy up in a sack with deadly snakes, hungry rats and rabid dogs, then throw the sack into the river Tiber "Poena Cullei" they called it, , sounds about right to me.
     
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    Gets cancer, dies an excruciatingly painful slow wasting death.
     
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    that is like Shakespeare
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Way too quick.


    He should get the Japanese torture treatment. Those fuckers know how to end someone in the most slow and horrible ways imaginable. Turned it into a science.
     
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    Birthday Bash - Director's Cut until he can't take it any more.
     
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    Forced to listen to Kanye West music on a loop, while Israeli Jews shoot pork sausage up his rectum with an air gun until his colon explodes...
     
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