In all seriousness! I'm not fucking kidding, guys!!!!

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    How many times do you usually jack off into a sock before you throw it out??? :bigthink







































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  2. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    nope
     
  3. HydroJoe

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    i have never cracked one off in a sock. true story.
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Only serious answers please. :nono:
     
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    Never did that one. :coffee:
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You should jack off into a potato skin.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    stop it
     
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  10. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    I jerk off inside books and give life to words
    Leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Til there are cum stalagmites in the sock.
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    like whoa
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    RIGHT?? I mean it has to be uncomfortable because it's like so stiff it's chaffing your cock! THAT'S when you throw it out! :grad:

















    Where's Tootie when you need him. :facepalm:
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :iohi5:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    God damn it, HAL! :mad:
     
  16. JJR

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    The answer is once the sock starts stankin. :grad:
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Ill smack ur bitch
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    OK, but what if you use a lot of Glade™ Plug Ins?? My room always smells like 'Fresh Linen' Thanks to those things. AND, let's be honest. I might be a pig, but I'm not about to start sniffing my 'cum sock'. :no:
     
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    Twice baked potato heaven :jerk:
     
  20. JJR

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    Then keep jackin, bro.