In America, we get it right the first time.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by vaporizer, Sep 4, 2015.

  1. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    Machete slice between their legs is the power
     
  3. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Gold

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    She looks kinda hot and a brain with ideals to match. What a catch for some lucky guy.
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    She's the type to start yelling at the reggies in a movie theater on a first date with her
     
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    Glammed up whore and you know when she's drunk and you don't wanna fuck her sloppy ass that she berates you until you simply have to shove something in her, and yea; get it right the first time!
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    We had one of those on our student apartment floor during Junior year, girls like that are so great to prank. Just making her phone charger disappear and reappear without explanation was enough to throw her into a rage, particularly since nobody broke and she had no target.
     
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    Trow some hot oil on her from frier.
     
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    Mike Yo

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    What's with the charred looking kebab in the foreground? Is that supposed to be artistic or something?
     
  15. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Psycho bitch! I love when she walks right into the door! :D Imagine living with that nightmare?
     
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