In case anyone needs to know, it IS how fast you mow.

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  1. newcastlefan

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    It's not how well you mow fast.

    You can totally fuck up mowing fast and it doesn't matter because grass grows back so if you do a bad job, in 4 weeks you can try again.

    It's how fast you mow.
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Oh
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    This has been a PSA
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You gonna pick up apples new iMow?
     
  5. newcastlefan

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    no money in that.
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    what's this dummy babbling about?
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    isnt this guy fused to his bed?
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    hes so fat he has to use a lawn mower to shave his pubes cause it covers such a large area
     
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  10. newcastlefan

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    you find out how men and women differ yet?
     
  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    yes, men are from mars, women are from venus, and youre the size of the moon
     
  12. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    so you're still a virgin.
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Is this the K Dub thread?
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

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    Is this the Drezzer thread?
     
  15. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You

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    I didn't realize that you were this witty. I'm gonna start following you a little closer now
     
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  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    thanks, ill be here til' monday
     
  17. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You

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    Yeah thats another thing we agree on. That anfuckhead is a douche
     
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    Deep thoughts
     
  19. gwartney

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    Where in the hell can you only mow every 4 weeks? I mow twice a week when it's really growing in the heat of the summer.
     
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    he has a Team, though.