News in case anyone was starting to forget Amy Schumer - she's still a shithead

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  1. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't this slob come out with one of these revelations every couple of weeks?

    Amy Schumer says abusive ex threatened her with knife in new book
    BY PETER SBLENDORIO
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

    Tuesday, August 16, 2016, 10:26 AM
    according to People magazine. "And that's when I was sure he was going to kill me."

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    "The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo" was released on Tuesday.
    But that frightening incident wasn't the only example of abuse the "Trainwreck" star remembers facing during the relationship.

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    Schumer says her boyfriend at the time — who remains nameless in the book — pushed her to the ground during arguments and regularly criticized her appearance.

    In another instance, she claims he banged up her head and elbow after shoving her onto the hood of a car. That same night, Schumer recalls the man shattering a mug over his own head and smashing himself into a light pole.

    Later that disturbing evening, she says, he threatened her with the knife.

    "It can happen to anyone," Schumer wrote of the abuse. "You're not alone if it's happening to you, and you're not exempt if it hasn't happened to you yet."

    The 35-year-old "Inside Amy Schumer" star also got serious about her mother's infidelity. She revealed her mother had an affair with her best friend's dad and left her father when she was 13.

    "One day after school I came home and saw my mother slumped on the couch. She'd clearly been crying hard," she wrote.
    Schumer, recalls her mother, who taught deaf students, using sign language to drop the bombshell revelation that turned her life upside down.

    "I am leaving your father," she told her daughter. "Lou and I have fallen in love with each other."

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    The comedienne says she comforted her mother following the admission, though she now sees how troublesome the situation was.

    "I was a child, new to my teens, and she was treating me like a seasoned psychiatrist," she wrote.

    The memoir — which is comprised of a series of honest, often funny essays covering Schumer's life and childhood — hit book shelves on Tuesday.
     
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    I love her. Out of shape and crazy is my type :wub:
     
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    Okay, so she's a pathological liar with shades of Munchausen syndrome.
     
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    she seems a bit dramatic and shit

    her mother seems to be a whore
     
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    I think she is an asshole but the book title is kind of funny.
     
  6. DarkFriday

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    Didn't the other hot fat chick make up a rape story in her book?

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    Too bad her ex didn't succeed in stabbing her.. .
     
  8. Father O'Blivion

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    He had a box of cookies and was just trying to fend her off.
     
  9. Shivvy

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    Why does this person have me blocked? Can someone ask? Thanks
     
  10. RenchFries

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    Fat, stupid, ugly, unfunny cunt.

    I hope the book tanks harder than Lisa g's book.
     
  11. Shivvy

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    I just ordered 500,000 copies. The shitty Effect
     
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    :owned:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Where/how can we purchase this gentleman a beer ??
     
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    Horrible title, by the way.

    This book could be about any retarded bitch with poor enough judgement to get a tramp stamp.
     
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    Unnamed boyfriend. Right. Lies. All lies.
     
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    You should fuck your sister! :c
     
  17. Shivvy

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    She does fit the bill
     
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    not a fan ....
     
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    sorry shitty. she wants a guy with a big penis.
     
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    :roll: