In here: PLEASE take the pledge to NOT text and drive

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Because I know if you pledge it, you'll for sure keep your promise!!

    Texting and driving has been proven to be more dangerous than trying to find a gas leak in the dark with your Bic lighter, AND trying to heat your house with a charcoal barbecue!!

    Sign it here:
    www.safetextingcampaign.com
     
  2. gilaet

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    colin roll eye colon
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    OMG he has a telescopic hand. :nooo:
     
  5. Gomez

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    clearly the deer was texting :facepalm:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i never text and drive because it's super fucking stupid and because i'm not a retard who has to read and/or respond to texts immediately.

    i hate people who are always staring at their phones. mother fuckers are never truly present in the here and now.
     
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    Don't tell me what to do :angry:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Obviously most people have lost their sense of self preservation....it's scary...this goes on for 5 minutes. People after their own crash standing in the road like bowling pins....amazing


    [video=youtube;mgvOHnujspg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgvOHnujspg[/video]
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    With this playing in the background that prior vid is solid entertainment :backlol:

    [video=youtube;TWK2pLW0Rdc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWK2pLW0Rdc[/video]
     
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    I know that ad campaign is directed at younger people, but if you need to "take a pledge" not to do something unbelievably stupid, maybe you deserve to die in a fiery auto wreck..
     
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    See that?.. The deer was texting & not paying attention the where he was walking
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Its for for your own good. Sometimes, others know what's better for you than you do
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Coldest knigga in the game right now. VIP

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    Fuck you. I'm going to jack off and drive on my way home tonight.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    i wonder if any of those involved were texting each other during the pileup. I bet so
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    But aren't people like that the ones we want to die before they reproduce their stupid genes??
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I don't need to know that... But it'd still be safer than texting and driving


    BTW, were you aware that texting & driving is more dangerous than jumping off the Sears Tower without a parachute? I bet you didn't realize that, did you?
     
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  17. NipplesAndToes23

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    It's pretty sad when the safest thing to do is to cross the median and stand in incoming traffic.
     
  18. NipplesAndToes23

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    Good call. :jj:
     
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    it'd be racist to wish members of the 'Dumb community' to die, unnecessarily
     
  20. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    How about pledging not to walk off the curb with your nose stuffed in your pnone.Just as deadly