In Honor of Pelicanman.....silly stuff you've done while drunk

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I insulted @Senator Rick for some unknown reason :facepalm:

    I reported @Odd Vaark & @BethsWonkyEye when I meant to give them reps :facepalm:

    (@BethSucks laughed about it, and told me to try again.....:giggle: )

    and I told my ex mother in law exactly what I thought of her. :bug:
     
  2. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    You must have been drunk that time you blocked Double L. You missed out on tons of great shit.
     
  3. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I blocked you for the interim of one of my threads...you were being an asshole.
     
  4. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Yeah, when my fav team (typically) blew the lead and lost, I was drunk and started attacking half that team's forum. I got suspended.

    In college, I drunkenly looped my arm around a seemingly single young woman and hand on her titty. Her boyfriend decked me and I ended up with a concussion

    for starters
     
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  5. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    You insulted me?
    I'm flattered.
    Where was it and what did you say????
     
  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Assholes are a hell of a lot funnier than non assholes.
     
  7. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think you said "who is this Dlist?" in a joking manner and I may or may not have said "& who is THIS asshole?" :bounce:
     
  8. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    She's just being nice. She really blocked you because midgets freak her out. I personally don't have an issue with little people though.
     
  9. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    For starters?? :roll:tell us more!
     
  10. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    wow - I don't even remember that!
     
  11. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    First of all, I've "reported" people several times around here when I intended to rep them, and I was stone-cold sober :facepalm:

    As for the rest of it, I have never been drunk, therefore I have nothing to report :grad:


    :chair:And, don't go digging through old threads to prove me wrong! :pissed:
     
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  12. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Maybe you were drunk. :bounce:
     
  13. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I have a story, but it's not very silly.

    I was working for a jewelry designer, setting diamonds and soldering necklaces and things like that. There was a guy there from the Dominican Republic who was a fabulous designer. We hit it off and he invited me to his place for dinner.
    We sat in his living room drinking some kind of wine. It was strong wine, I guess, cause I got really drunk.
    He had a big pan of paella on the stove heating up that he spent the whole afternoon making.
    He invited me into the kitchen to show off his skills.
    I got up and everything started to spin, but I tried to make my way into the kitchen as steady as I could. When I got to there, I looked at the paella, the smell drifting up to my nose, and, yes, I threw up all over the place.
    The next thing I remember, I was fumbling in the parking lot trying to unlock my car.
    I think angels must have guided me on my drive home, cause I made it home in one piece.
    That Monday at work and for the rest of the time I was employed there, he avoided me like a stinky plague.
     
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    Not deleting those nudes u sent....
     
  15. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    :evil:

    and for the record :giggle: I would not.
     
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    I was SO hoping you were going to say you threw up IN the paella! :jj:
     
  17. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Aren't you the peeping tom who got caught jerking off looking in the window of a guy and all you were were wearing was a fur coat?
     
  18. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I'm not sure. It could have splashed.
     
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    I had socks on.
     
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  20. Dlist

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    Classic one Nibs!! That made me laugh!! :cwl: