In honor of the awesome vacation special when did u lose your virginity?

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  1. knu3421

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    Me 16 ... Big jugs on this chick

    U??
     
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    ^oh look at you mr stud muffin
     
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    No, you asked the question so I answered honestly. Truth be told, looking back on it, I'm a little embarrassed about it. I don't want my kids doing that at 13. I happened to have an older brother that I hung out with and I was growing up way too fast.
     
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    13 with a guy and I lost my straight virginity at 20 with a girl :smiley:
     
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    Ask ya Mom......*








    *Just joking..................or am I?
     
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    1 UP? Go Mario!!!
     
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    my mother is dead u heartless bastard!
     
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    his mom said to say hi
     
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    clearly i didnt scroll down to the bottom of the thread

    my bad
     
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    It was the summer of '82, her name was Karen she smelled like vanilla :hitit:
     
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    U heartless mother fuckers!!
     
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    ...11
     
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    11? Get real in your he-man castle In the backyard?
     
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    ...I'm real. it was a friends 16 y.o. Readheaded babysitter. red bush too.
     
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    Embarrassed?
    My first time was a major disappointment.

    One hot summer day in 1965 this kid named Jack that lived over on the next block was over playing and he says, "Ya know my sister Suzy? She'll do stuff." So I went over to see wtf "stuff" entailed.
    Now, I'd heard about this sex stuff before, but since nobody would talk about it, ya had to learn it from those wiser than you. I was depending on Jack.
    Jack said to go in there and stick it in. So I did.
    I just wish he'd told me about the in and out thing. Not that it would have made a difference. WTF you think is gonna happen when you're 10? :facepalm:
     
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    let's fuck some whores!!!

    ruffy get in here u llama bitch!!!
     
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    ...thats ok bro, i think me and spaz got that covered.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i plan to lose it on my 42nd birthday. i just turned 40 a few months ago so i got some time to find that special lady.
     
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    Sounds like a fucking boring ass special. I kinda feel bad for those poor motherfuckers who are still paying for that shit . . .